The joy of parenting…

December 30, 2009

..today’s conversation with my 3 year old son that the stuff we’d just bought from B&Q was for getting rid of the *draughts* in the kitchen and not, as he thought, the giraffes.

(Quite how we’ll get rid of the sodding giraffes is as yet unclear. Any ideas?)


Just Flippin’ Delete It

May 14, 2009

If, like me, you use Windows Vista, you may have discovered that it is truly bad at deleting large folders – especially if you use SHIFT+DELETE to permenantly get rid of them without moving them to the Recycle Bin first. On a number of occasions I have tried to remove a folder this way only for Explorer.exe to crash leaving me no option but to start again.

It finally wound me up so much that I figured there must be a better solution – and here is where “JFDI” (Just Flippin’ Delete It) comes in. With a minor addition to the Windows registry you can get a context menu option on a folder that just deletes it via a good ol’ DOS command. You don’t get a warning, you don’t get a progress bar, you don’t get a fancy animation of a folder evaporating, you just get rid of the folder. Quickly.

If you want this for yourself, feel free to set it up via the instructions below. I should point out that this comes with no warranty whatsoever and that if you choose to use it, it is entirely at your own risk. It works for me on Vista and XP, however it may not for you.

1. Open the Registry Editor (REGEDIT from the START / RUN box)

2. Browse to HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Directory\shell

3. Create a new key called   Just Flippin’ Delete It   (or whatever else you want the menu option to say)

4. Inside the key you have just created create two string values called NoWorkingDirectory   and  Extended  (neither have any data)
Note that the “Extended” value means that the option will only appear if you hold down SHIFT when you right-click the folder. If you don’t want this then just don’t create the “Extended” value.

6. Create another new key within the key you have just created called  command

7. Edit the  (Default)  value of the   command   key to be   cmd.exe /S /C rd “%1″ /S /Q

8. Close the REGEDIT Window.

That’s it. Now hold down SHIFT, right click a folder and the new option should appear in the menu. Only click it if you want to delete the folder.


Hang on..

May 14, 2009

http://news.bbc.co.uk:80/1/hi/entertainment/8049363.stm

Aren’t there laws to stop this type of thing happening? And if not, why not…?


Red Dwarf: 1988 – 2009 RIP

April 14, 2009

I am still numb from the death of my good friend.
What an absolute load of crap. Really. What were they thinking?
What started out as sci-fi comedy has now gone so far into the world of sci-fi it has left all comedy behind, and died a painful death right in front of my eyes over the weekend.

In fact, Rimmer summed it up nicely towards the end of Episode 3 – “all I wanted is a sitcom”. So did I.

Red Dwarf has forgotten what made it good in the first place. It was the fact that we had a couple of people forced to live together that didn’t get on – (it was originally described and sold to the BBC as “Steptoe and Son” in space) – it was not because of the CGI, time-travelling, morphing, aliens, mechanoids, monsters or attractive ladies with Russian accents..

Rob Grant said, just before leaving the series, that he had run out of ideas and didn’t want to keep making it. And I just wish Doug Naylor had agreed with him and done the same.

In my opinion, Red Dwarf should have been laid to rest years ago.  Around the end of series 3. In “Stasis Leak“, series 2, the writers had Lister meeting his future self – a future self that had found a way to go back in time and marry Kochanski.
So.. perhaps they should’ve played that out. The current Lister finds a way to go back in time, marry Kochanski, and be on the ‘other side of the door’ when the younger Lister arrives. The series could end the same way as the original episode in 1989 did, except from the point of view of the older Lister. Tie up all the loose ends. Get Lister & Kochanski back together. The End.

But I guess I’m in the minority. After all, Dave ran a load of “best of” episodes all weekend and not one of them was from the 1st or 2nd series. How they can make a “best of” compilation that doesn’t include “Thanks For The Memory“, “Queeg“, “Parallel Universe” or “Future Echoes” is beyond me.

I did have a faint glimmer of hope that given nearly 10 years since the last series they may have come up with some good ideas / comic situations.
But no, instead, we had rehashing of old ideas (the “Despair Squid” was a good idea – back in series 5. Back in 1992), and bits nicked from other sci-fi.

I thought, from looking at the publicity materials, that, for reasons unknown, Lister was trapped on an Earth-like planet in parallel universe/dimension, and was forced to earn a living by playing a character in a soap opera – ie Coronation Street. And then the crew would have to rescue him and get into some Earth-based entaglements along the way. They haven’t actually been to Earth yet (not with time running forwards, anyway) so there was a lot of comedy available there (a glimpse of it was seen when Kryten began speaking to a postbox).

But, no, they didn’t.

And like Kingdom of the Crystal Skull they took something I really enjoyed and ruined it. Thanks a bunch.


Mystery solved

April 14, 2009

Apparently..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7948055.stm

“..the box may have been wrapped up as a prank..”

You reckon? Great detective work.


Was it just me..?

April 14, 2009

Was it just me that saw this picture on the BBC News site when Michael Jackson announced his tour..

mj

.. and immediately thought of this…

scream

?


Blimey

April 14, 2009

Haven’t blogged for a while. Sorry about that. I’ll try to do better from now on.


Stop Press!

February 25, 2009

This is a link from the front page of the BBC News website today - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7909014.stm

Apparently it is now possible to overclock a PC – and – *AND* – use water for cooling. Wow.

There’s even some people in the world that are “modding” their PC with brightly coloured lights and everything.

Finger on the pulse reporting there from our friends at the Beeb.


Meeblings

February 21, 2009

Question of the day

February 21, 2009

This week’s journeys to work were much quicker and easier because it was the half term holidays. Everyone accepts this but I was wondering why?

Surely the Mums and Dads are still going to work as normal. And even if the Mums or Dads are just giving the kids a lift to school they can’t all be using the A14, can they?

Or is it that all the uninsured drivers we hear about in the adverts are in fact 16 and under?